Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GIT$/AT]

Geek of Information Technology Getting paid for it!, Geek of All Trades.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d->]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. But someday I'd like to say: "I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:]

I'm a little taller than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a+>?]

My age is 40-49. But someday I'd like to say: "I am immortal."

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++(---)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull.", to: "If you even mention computers, I will rip your head off!"

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+++$(---)]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. My tendencies on this issue range from: "I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you! Getting paid for it!", to: "Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise."

GEEK PERL CODE [P++++$(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has superseded all other programming languages. I firmly believe that all programs can be reduced to a Perl one-liner. I use Perl to achieve U+++ status. Getting paid for it!", to: "Perl users are sick, twisted programmers who are just showing off."

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]

Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++$]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem. Getting paid for it!

GEEK USENET CODE [N+>++]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill. But someday I'd like to say: "I read all the news in a select handful of groups."

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [!o?]

I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet Oracle. Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K++(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've read Kibo.", to: "I dislike Kibo."

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w(---)+]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.", to: "I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire"

GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O?]

I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2. OS/2? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.", to: "Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel."

GEEK VMS CODE [!V?]

I refuse to categorize myself on VMS. VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+++]

Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft!

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+++]

I don't send or answer mail that is not encrypted, or at the very least signed. If you are reading this without decrypting it first, something is wrong. IT DIDN'T COME FROM ME!

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [!t]

I refuse to categorize myself on Star Trek.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [!5]

I refuse to categorize myself on Babylon 5.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X-]

It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]

Gosh, what an utter waste of time!

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+++]

There's nothing I can experience "out there" that I can't see coming over my satellite dish. I wish there were MORE channels. I live for the O.J. Trial.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++>+++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month. But someday I'd like to say: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [!DI]

I refuse to categorize myself on Dilbert.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D--]

It's an overly-violent game and pure crap.

THE GEEK CODE [G-]

What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+++]

Got a Masters degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h]

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r(--)---]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "People just aren't interested in dating me.", to: "I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid me like the plague."

GEEK SEX CODE [y(+)++**]

Male. My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've had real, live sex.", to: "I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though."


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GIT$/AT d-> s+: a+>? C++++(---) UL+++$(---) P++++$(--) L++ E--- W+++$
N+>++ !o? K++(--) w(---)+ !O? M(--) !V? PS+++ PE- Y+ PGP+++ !t !5 X- R-
tv+++ b++>+++ !DI D-- G- e+++ h r(--)--- y(+)++**
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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