Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]
Geek of Computer Science.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d]
I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring,
without life or meaning.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]
I'm an average geek.
GEEK AGE CODE [a]
My age is 30-39.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I not only have a unix account, but I
slam VMS any chance I get.
GEEK PERL CODE [P++$]
Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts
anymore because I write them in Perl. Getting paid for it!
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]
I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few
times. It seems like it is just another OS.
GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]
I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
GEEK USENET CODE [N+]
I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]
Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]
I don't know who Kibo is.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+]
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers
so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a
hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I
never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire
GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]
I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-]
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
GEEK VMS CODE [!V]
I refuse to categorize myself on VMS.
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card
carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]
Distrust both government and business.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [!t]
I refuse to categorize myself on Star Trek.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [!5]
I refuse to categorize myself on Babylon 5.
GEEK X FILES CODE [!X]
I refuse to categorize myself on X Files.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv--]
I turn my tv on during natural disasters.
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]
I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D---]
To hell with Doom, I miss Zork.
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+]
Got an Associate degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h]
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek
things. There is a place for them to sit.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+]
I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to another.
GEEK SEX CODE [y++]
Male. I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that
might have come from though.
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GCS d s: a C++ UL+ P++$ L+ !E W++ N+ o? K- w+ !O M- !V PS++ PE Y+ PGP !t
!5 !X R tv-- b+++ DI++ D--- G e+ h r+ y++
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