Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/MU/O]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Music, Geek of Other.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s--:]

I look up to damn near everybody.

GEEK AGE CODE [a-]

My age is 25-29.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++$]

I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. Getting paid for it!

GEEK UNIX CODE [ULS++++$]

I use GNU/Linux and SunOS/Solaris. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P+>+++]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda. But someday I'd like to say: "Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines."

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++$]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. Getting paid for it!

GEEK EMACS CODE [E]

Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++$]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. Getting paid for it!

GEEK USENET CODE [N+(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.", to: "News sucks! 'Nuff said."

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o++]

I have made the Best Of Oracularities.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I know who Kibo is.", to: "I dislike Kibo."

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++(+++)$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.", to: "I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD driver to allow MS Windows and DOS to share the use of my waffle iron. P.S. Unix sux." Getting paid for it!

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O-]

Tried it, didn't like it.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [V]

I've used VMS.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [!PS]

I refuse to categorize myself on Politics & Social Issues.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.", to: "Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment."

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]

It's just another TV show.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.", to: "There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of the piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the players."

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv]

I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G+]

I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e>++]

Finished High School. But someday I'd like to say: "Got a Baccalaureate degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h*----]

I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me. Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y++++]

Male. I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/MU/O d- s--: a- C++++$ ULS++++$ P+>+++ L++$ E W++$ N+(--) o++ K(--)
w++(+++)$ O- M V !PS PE++(+) Y+ PGP t 5 X+ R(++) tv b+++ DI++++ D+ G+ e>++
h*---- r+++ y++++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

This Geek Code was automatically decoded by a script written by Bradley M. Kuhn.

If you enjoyed this decoder, and you play online poker, consider signing up for a poker site using the affiliate links below. These raise revenue to help Bradley pay for the cost of bandwidth of the Geek Code Decoder:

Pokerroom.com
Pacific Poker
Doyles Room
Full Tilt Poker
Ultimate Bet
Check And Raise Poker
Absolute Poker
Sun Poker

You can also send a paypal donation:

Return to the Geek Code Decoder Page

Please, report any decoding problems to the author of the decoding script:

Bradley M. Kuhn
geekcode@ebb.org

but he rarely has time to work on it anymore or even fix bugs.