Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/S]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.).

GEEK DRESS CODE [d+]

Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s--:+]

I look up to damn near everybody. I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UO$]

I use OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix) exclusively. Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I know what GNU/Linux is, but that's about all.", to: "I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS."

GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]

Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's something specific I'm looking for.", to: "I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature."

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---]

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O->+]

Tried it, didn't like it. But someday I'd like to say: "I keep a DOS partition on my hard drive "just in case". I'm afraid to try HPFS."

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M+]

A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.

GEEK VMS CODE [V]

I've used VMS.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP>+]

I've used it, but stopped long ago. But someday I'd like to say: ""Finger me for my public key"."

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5+]

Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.", to: "There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of the piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the players."

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.", to: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+]

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D-]

I've played the game and really didn't think it was all that impressive.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h!(h*)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I am stuck living with my parents!", to: ""

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r++]

I've dated my current S.O. for a long time.

GEEK SEX CODE [x-]

Female. Not having sex by choice.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/S d+ s--:+ a-- C++ UO$ P L(+) E--- W+(++) N+ o? K w--- O->+ M+ V PS++
PE- Y+ PGP>+ t+ 5+ X+ R+(++) tv+ b++(+++) DI+ D- G e++ h!(h*) r++ x-
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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