Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCM$]

Geek of Computer Management Getting paid for it!.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:+]

I'm a little taller than most. I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [U---]

Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E-]

Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N-]

News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o--]

Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+]

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O---]

Windows RULES!!! Long live Bill Gates. (See w++++).

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [V--]

I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS--]

Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my spokesman.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y--]

Get a life. The only people that need this kind of protection are people with something to hide. I think cypherpunks are just a little paranoid.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-]

I don't have anything to hide.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t---]

Star Trek SUCKS! It is the worst crap I have ever seen! Hey, all you trekkies out there, GET A LIFE! (William Shatner is a t---).

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]

Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK X FILES CODE [X++]

This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]

Gosh, what an utter waste of time!

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e]

Finished High School.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h*]

I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r---]

I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid me like the plague.

GEEK SEX CODE [y-]

Male. Not having sex by choice.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCM$ d- a-- s+:+ C++ U--- P L+ E- W++ N- o-- K- w+ O--- M V-- PS-- PE- Y--
PGP- t--- 5? X++ R- tv+ b++ DI++ D+ G e h* r--- y-
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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