Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/M/IT]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Math, Geek of Information Technology.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d++(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.", to: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:]

I'm a little taller than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a+]

My age is 40-49.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++$]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. Getting paid for it!

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL++++()]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. My tendencies on this issue range from: "I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.", to: "I have a unix account to do my stuff in."

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E--]

Emacs is just a fancy word processor

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.", to: "A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet."

GEEK USENET CODE [N-]

News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++++(---)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have Windows, Windows 95, Windows NT, and Windows NT Advanced Server all running on my SMP RISC machine. I haven't seen daylight in six months.", to: "Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt."

GEEK VMS CODE [V]

I've used VMS.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.", to: "It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!"

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP>++]

I've used it, but stopped long ago. But someday I'd like to say: "I have the most recent version and use it regularly."

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X]

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.", to: "I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself."

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]

I do not own a television.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+>+++]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. But someday I'd like to say: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+++]

Got a Masters degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h---]

Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+]

Male. I've had real, live sex.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/M/IT d++(-) s+: a+ C++$ UL++++() P L+ E-- W+++(--) N- w++++(---) V PS+
PE++(-) PGP>++ t+ 5 X R(+) !tv b+>+++ DI++ D+ G e+++ h--- r+++ y+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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