Decoded Geek Code


GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]

Geek of Computer Science.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-@]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. But that varies...

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:>:]

I look up to most people. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm an average geek."

GEEK AGE CODE [a-]

My age is 25-29.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++$]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. Getting paid for it!

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL---@]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise. But that varies...

GEEK PERL CODE [P++>+++++$]

Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl. But someday I'd like to say: "I am Larry Wall, Tom Christiansen, or Randal Schwartz. Getting paid for it!"

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E----@]

Emacs sucks! pico forever!!! But that varies...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

GEEK USENET CODE [N]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]

Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++>+++++]

I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL. But someday I'd like to say: "I am Bill Gates"

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O---@]

Windows RULES!!! Long live Bill Gates. (See w++++). But that varies...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--]

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS--()]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my spokesman.", to: "I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now."

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE+@]

Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment. But that varies...

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y?]

Cypherpunks? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-@]

I don't have anything to hide. But that varies...

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.", to: "It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about warp field dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have memorized the TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with Vulcan ears on. I have no life."

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5(+)@]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.", to: "Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly." But that varies...

GEEK X FILES CODE [X@]

Ho hum. Just another Fox show. But that varies...

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.", to: "There is no life outside the role of the die. I know all of the piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped rules scare the rest of the players."

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv@]

I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS. But that varies...

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI@]

I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it. But that varies...

GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++>+++++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree. But someday I'd like to say: "I am Stephen Hawking."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h!]

I am stuck living with my parents!

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r(%)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I date periodically.", to: "I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me."

GEEK SEX CODE [y?]

Male. It's none of your business what my sex life is like.

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS d-@ s-:>: a- C++$ UL---@ P++>+++++$ L+ E----@ W+++ N o? K? w++>+++++
O---@ M-- V? PS--() PE+@ Y? PGP-@ t+(+++) 5(+)@ X@ R+(++) tv@ b++ DI@ D++
G e++>+++++ h! r(%) y?
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------


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