Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]
Geek of Computer Science.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-@]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. But that varies...
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:>:]
I look up to most people. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm an
GEEK AGE CODE [a-]
My age is 25-29.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++$]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
Getting paid for it!
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL---@]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. Unix geeks are actually nerds in
disguise. But that varies...
GEEK PERL CODE [P++>+++++$]
Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts
anymore because I write them in Perl. But someday I'd like to say:
"I am Larry Wall, Tom Christiansen, or Randal Schwartz. Getting
paid for it!"
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]
I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few
times. It seems like it is just another OS.
GEEK EMACS CODE [E----@]
Emacs sucks! pico forever!!! But that varies...
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage
without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal
net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
GEEK USENET CODE [N]
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]
Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]
Kibo? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++>+++++]
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday.
I've written at least one DLL. But someday I'd like to say: "I am
GEEK OS/2 CODE [O---@]
Windows RULES!!! Long live Bill Gates. (See w++++). But that
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--]
Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to
use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies
have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.
GEEK VMS CODE [V?]
VMS? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS--()]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "Oppose sex education,
abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my spokesman.", to:
"I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE+@]
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment. But that
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y?]
Cypherpunks? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-@]
I don't have anything to hide. But that varies...
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+(+++)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's a damn fine TV show
and is one of the only things good on television any more.", to:
"It's not just a TV show, it's a religion. I know all about warp
field dynamics and the principles behind the transporter. I have
memorized the TECH manual. I speak Klingon. I go to cons with
Vulcan ears on. I have no life."
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5(+)@]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've seen it, I am pretty
indifferent to it.", to: "Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh
perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly." But that
GEEK X FILES CODE [X@]
Ho hum. Just another Fox show. But that varies...
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+(++)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've got my weekly
sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know
myself.", to: "There is no life outside the role of the die. I
know all of the piddly rules of (chosen game). _MY_ own warped
rules scare the rest of the players."
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv@]
I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those
found on PBS. But that varies...
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI@]
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it. But that
GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm
actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD
files and play them too.
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++>+++++]
Got a Baccalaureate degree. But someday I'd like to say: "I am
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h!]
I am stuck living with my parents!
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r(%)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I date periodically.", to:
"I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me."
GEEK SEX CODE [y?]
Male. It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
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GCS d-@ s-:>: a- C++$ UL---@ P++>+++++$ L+ E----@ W+++ N o? K? w++>+++++
O---@ M-- V? PS--() PE+@ Y? PGP-@ t+(+++) 5(+)@ X@ R+(++) tv@ b++ DI@ D++
G e++>+++++ h! r(%) y?
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