Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GE/IT]

Geek of Engineering, Geek of Information Technology.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d>-]

I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:+>+:]

I'm a little taller than most. I'm a little rounder than most. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm a little taller than most."

GEEK AGE CODE [a+>?]

My age is 40-49. But someday I'd like to say: "I am immortal."

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---]

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [ULA*++$]

I use GNU/Linux, AIX and some other(s) not listed. I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone. Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P+>+++]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda. But someday I'd like to say: "Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines."

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E-]

Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes

GEEK USENET CODE [N++]

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [V++$]

Unix is a passing fad compared to the real power in the universe, my VMS system. Getting paid for it!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.", to: "I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal."

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's just another TV show.", to: "It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more."

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5++]

Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years!

GEEK X FILES CODE [X--]

If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+++]

I am a Dilbert prototype.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D]

I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+++]

Got a Masters degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h---]

Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+++]

Male. I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GE/IT d>- s+:+>+: a+>? w--- C++ ULA*++$ P+>+++ L++ W+++ E- N++ K M V++$
Y(+) t(+) 5++ X-- R G tv+ b+ DI+++ D e+++ h--- r+++ y+++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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