Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/MU]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Music.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s++:-]

I'm a basketball candidate. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+++>++++]

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks. But someday I'd like to say: "I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull."

GEEK UNIX CODE [ULS++++]

I use GNU/Linux and SunOS/Solaris. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

GEEK PERL CODE [P+>+++]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda. But someday I'd like to say: "Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines."

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E-]

Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

GEEK USENET CODE [N]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [!K?]

I refuse to categorize myself on Kibo. Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w(---)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.", to: "Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt."

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]

OS/2? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M@]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it. But that varies...

GEEK VMS CODE [V-]

Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]

Distrust both government and business.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+>++]

"Finger me for my public key". But someday I'd like to say: "I have the most recent version and use it regularly."

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv--]

I turn my tv on during natural disasters.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.", to: "I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss."

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G>++]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code. But someday I'd like to say: "I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics."

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e>++]

Finished High School. But someday I'd like to say: "Got a Baccalaureate degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h*]

I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+>++]

I date frequently, bouncing from one relationship to another. But someday I'd like to say: "I've dated my current S.O. for a long time."

GEEK SEX CODE [z++>**]

Gender undisclosed. I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though. But someday I'd like to say: "I've been known to make perverts look like angels."


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/MU d- s++:- a-- C+++>++++ ULS++++ P+>+++ L++ E- W+++ N o? !K? w(---)
O? M@ V- PS++ PE Y+ PGP+>++ t+ 5 X+ R tv-- b+ DI(++) D+ G>++ e>++ h* r+>++
z++>**
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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