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Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]
Geek of Computer Science.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d?]
I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore
yesterday.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:+]
I'm a little taller than most. I'm a little rounder than most.
GEEK AGE CODE [a]
My age is 30-39.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+]
Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean game of
DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting to the manual
too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a hard disk. I also know
that when it says 'press any key to continue', I don't have to look
for a key labeled 'ANY'.
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+++]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I don't need to crack /etc/passwd
because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin
staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I
just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
GEEK PERL CODE [P+]
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but
it is on my agenda.
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]
I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up
trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a
replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+]
I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when
there's something specific I'm looking for.
GEEK USENET CODE [N+]
I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]
Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]
Kibo? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w?]
MicroSoft Windows? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]
OS/2? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-]
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
GEEK VMS CODE [V-]
Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]
My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell
anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If
you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]
Distrust both government and business.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y?]
Cypherpunks? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+]
"Finger me for my public key".
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on
television any more.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
GEEK X FILES CODE [X-]
It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face
it, it's crap.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]
Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]
I do not own a television.
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]
I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI]
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D--]
It's an overly-violent game and pure crap.
THE GEEK CODE [G-]
What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+++]
Got a Masters degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h--]
Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek
and refuse to watch Babylon 5.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r]
I date periodically.
GEEK SEX CODE [y++++]
Male. I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there.
Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS d? s+:+ a C+ UL+++ P+ L++ E--- W+ N+ o? K? w? O? M- V- PS+ PE Y? PGP+
t+ 5 X- R- !tv b++ DI D-- G- e+++ h-- r y++++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
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