Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/IT]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Information Technology.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d+]

Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+]

I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a]

My age is 30-39.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++$]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. Getting paid for it!

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+(++)@]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.", to: "I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games." But that varies...

GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]

I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N++]

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [!o]

I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet Oracle.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K--?]

I dislike Kibo. Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++]

I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]

I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [!V]

I refuse to categorize myself on VMS.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++]

Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y?]

Cypherpunks? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]

It's just another TV show.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [!5]

I refuse to categorize myself on Babylon 5.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G+]

I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h-->]

Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5. But someday I'd like to say: "Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r-]

I have difficulty maintaining a relationship.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+]

Male. I've had real, live sex.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/IT d+ s:+ a C++$ UL P L+(++)@ !E W++ N++ !o K--? w++ !O M !V PS+ PE++
Y? PGP t !5 X+ R tv+ b++ DI++++ D+ G+ e++ h--> r- y+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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