Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GS@]

Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.) But that varies....

GEEK DRESS CODE [d->+]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. But someday I'd like to say: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:-]

I'm a little taller than most. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

GEEK AGE CODE [a-]

My age is 25-29.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+>++$]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get. But someday I'd like to say: "I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone. Getting paid for it!"

GEEK PERL CODE [P++]

Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+++(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes.", to: "I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games."

GEEK EMACS CODE [E(+)@]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.", to: "Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it!" But that varies...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N>+]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once. But someday I'd like to say: "I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill."

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [!o]

I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet Oracle.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]

Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [!w]

I refuse to categorize myself on MicroSoft Windows.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]

OS/2? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M+]

A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE@>$]

Distrust both government and business. But that varies... But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [!PGP]

I refuse to categorize myself on PGP.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [!t]

I refuse to categorize myself on Star Trek.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5-]

This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Ho hum. Just another Fox show.", to: "I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun."

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]

Gosh, what an utter waste of time!

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]

I do not own a television.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI--]

Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++>+++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree. But someday I'd like to say: "Got a Masters degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h--]

Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r--(-)>]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "People just aren't interested in dating me.", to: "I have difficulty maintaining a relationship." But someday I'd like to say: "I date periodically."

GEEK SEX CODE [y-(?)]

Male. My tendencies on this issue range from: "Not having sex by choice.", to: "It's none of your business what my sex life is like."


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GS@ d->+ s+:- a- C++ UL+>++$ P++ L+++(++) E(+)@ W++ N>+ !o K? !w O? M+ V?
PS+ PE@>$ Y+ !PGP !t 5- X(+) R- !tv b+++ DI-- D+ G e++>+++ h-- r--(-)>
y-(?)
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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