Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GAT]
Geek of All Trades.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d]
I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring,
without life or meaning.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:-]
I'm a little taller than most. Everyone tells me to gain a few
GEEK AGE CODE [a-]
My age is 25-29.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++$]
I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed
into my skull. Getting paid for it!
GEEK UNIX CODE [UBLISX*++++]
I use BSD, GNU/Linux, IRIX , SunOS/Solaris, NeXT and some other(s)
not listed. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine
don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an
"accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on
your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
GEEK PERL CODE [P++]
Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts
anymore because I write them in Perl.
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]
I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up
trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a
replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]
I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage
without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal
net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
GEEK USENET CODE [N+]
I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [!o]
I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet Oracle.
GEEK KIBO CODE [K++]
I've read Kibo.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w++]
I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday.
I've written at least one DLL.
GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]
I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M+]
A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.
GEEK VMS CODE [V--]
I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than
suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead
and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe.
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card
carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++]
Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP++]
I have the most recent version and use it regularly.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on
television any more.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5+++]
I am a True Worshipper of the Church of Joe who lives eats breathes
and thinks Babylon 5, and has Evil thoughts about stealing Joe's
videotape archives just to see episodes earlier. I am planning to
break into the bank and steal the triple-encoded synopsis of the 5-
GEEK X FILES CODE [X]
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]
Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv++]
I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+++]
I am a Dilbert prototype.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D]
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
THE GEEK CODE [G++]
I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]
Got a Baccalaureate degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h--]
Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek
and refuse to watch Babylon 5.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r]
I date periodically.
GEEK SEX CODE [y?]
Male. It's none of your business what my sex life is like.
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GAT d s+:- a- C++++$ UBLISX*++++ P++ L++ !E W+++ N+ !o K++ w++ !O M+ V--
PS++ PE++ Y+ PGP++ t+ 5+++ X R tv++ b+ DI+++ D G++ e++ h-- r y?
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