Decoded Geek Code


GEEK TYPE CODE [GCM/CS/H/P]

Geek of Computer Management, Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Humanities, Geek of Philosophy.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s++:-]

I'm a basketball candidate. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

GEEK AGE CODE [a-]

My age is 25-29.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [US+++$]

I use SunOS/Solaris exclusively. I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you! Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P+++>++++$]

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines. But someday I'd like to say: "I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has superseded all other programming languages. I firmly believe that all programs can be reduced to a Perl one-liner. I use Perl to achieve U+++ status. Getting paid for it!"

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++$]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem. Getting paid for it!

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++]

Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+@]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more. But that varies...

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+@]

I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself. But that varies...

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv-]

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'

GEEK X FILES CODE [X-]

It's ok if you like paranoia and conspiracy stories, but, let's face it, it's crap.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+>++]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often. But someday I'd like to say: "I find the time to get through at least one new book a month."

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+]

Got an Associate degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h--]

Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r++]

I've dated my current S.O. for a long time.

GEEK SEX CODE [y++]

Male. I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+]

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCM/CS/H/P d- s++:- a- C++ US+++$ P+++>++++$ L+ W+++$ PS+ PE++ t+@ R+@ Y+
tv- X- b+>++ e+ h-- r++ y++ DI+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------


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