Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCM/CS/O]

Geek of Computer Management, Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Other.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s++:+>:]

I'm a basketball candidate. I'm a little rounder than most. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm an average geek."

GEEK AGE CODE [a-]

My age is 25-29.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.", to: "You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks."

GEEK UNIX CODE [U]

I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

GEEK PERL CODE [P+]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L]

I know what GNU/Linux is, but that's about all.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E?]

Emacs? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++>$]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]

Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+$>++$]

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire Getting paid for it! But someday I'd like to say: "I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL. Getting paid for it!"

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O--]

I can't even get the thing to install!

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS-]

Label records! Keep dirty stuff off the TV and the Internet.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]

It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP@]

I've used it, but stopped long ago. But that varies...

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5-]

This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star Trek ripoff.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+>+++]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun. But someday I'd like to say: "This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time. I've seen everything David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have ever done that been recorded and I'm a loyal Duchovny/ Gillian Anderson fan. I've Converted at least 10 people. I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details on- line, and have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs. "

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+(*)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself.", to: "I thought life WAS role-playing?"

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e]

Finished High School.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h->---]

Living with one or more registered Geeks. But someday I'd like to say: "Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)"

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r++>+++]

I've dated my current S.O. for a long time. But someday I'd like to say: "Found someone, dated, and am now married."

GEEK SEX CODE [y-]

Male. Not having sex by choice.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCM/CS/O d- s++:+>: a- C++(+++) U P+ L E? W++>$ N+ o? K? w+$>++$ O-- M V?
PS- PE- Y+ PGP@ t+ 5- X+>+++ R+(*) tv+ b++ DI++++ D+ G e h->--- r++>+++ y-
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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