Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]

Geek of Computer Science.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]

I'm an average geek.

GEEK AGE CODE [a>+>++$]

My age is 30-39. But someday I'd like to say: "My age is 40-49." But someday I'd like to say: "My age is 50-59. Getting paid for it!"

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h---->++]

Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize. But someday I'd like to say: "Living in a cave with 47 computers and an Internet feed, located near a Dominoes pizza. See !d."

GEEK PERL CODE [P+++]

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o--]

Who needs answers from a bunch of geeks anyhow?

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---]

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+++]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you!

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++++]

I am a GNU/Linux wizard. I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left over for a kernel debugging. I have so many patches installed that I lost track about ten versions ago. GNU/Linux newbies consider me a net.god.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W-]

The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spiff them up with bandwidth- consuming pictures and pointless information links.

GEEK VMS CODE [V]

I've used VMS.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv-]

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+++$]

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks. Getting paid for it!


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS G d- s: a>+>++$ h---->++ P+++ o-- w--- UL+++ L++++ W- V PGP tv- C+++$
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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