Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/CM/E/S/TW/O]

Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Computer Management, Geek of Engineering, Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.), Geek of Technical Writing, Geek of Other.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d+(-)>x]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.", to: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt." But someday I'd like to say: "Cross Dresser"

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:]

I'm a little taller than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a-]

My age is 25-29.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++$]

I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull. Getting paid for it!

GEEK UNIX CODE [UB++++$]

I use BSD exclusively. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P-]

What's Perl got that awk and sed don't have?

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L-]

I have no desire to use GNU/Linux and frankly don't give a rats patootie about it. There are other, better, operating systems out there. Like Mac, DOS, or Amiga-OS. Or, better yet even, would be another free Unix OS like FreeBSD.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E$]

Getting paid for it!

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++$]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. Getting paid for it!

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w>---]

Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it. But someday I'd like to say: "Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt."

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+()]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.", to: "I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now."

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]

Distrust both government and business.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.", to: "I am on the cypherpunks mailing list and active around Usenet. I never miss an opportunity to talk about the evils of Clipper and ITAR and the NSA. Orwell's 1984 is more than a story, it is a warning to our's and future generations. I'm a member of the EFF."

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+]

"Finger me for my public key".

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]

It's just another TV show.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5+]

Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X]

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+++>$]

I've written and published my own gaming materials. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv--]

I turn my tv on during natural disasters.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++$]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss. Getting paid for it!

GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h---]

Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+>++++]

Male. I've had real, live sex. But someday I'd like to say: "I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?"


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS/CM/E/S/TW/O d+(-)>x s+: a- C++++$ UB++++$ P- L- E$ W++$ N+ w>--- PS+()
PE Y+(++) PGP+ t 5+ X R+++>$ tv-- b+++ DI++$ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+>++++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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