Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/MU/MC]
Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Music, Geek of Mass
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+>-]
I'm a little rounder than most. But someday I'd like to say:
"Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds."
GEEK AGE CODE [a>?]
My age is 30-39. But someday I'd like to say: "I am immortal."
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++$]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
Getting paid for it!
GEEK UNIX CODE [USLIB+++$]
I use SunOS/Solaris, GNU/Linux, IRIX and BSD. I don't need to
crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't
prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you
don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to
you! Getting paid for it!
GEEK PERL CODE [P+++$]
Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer
write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl
for all programs of less than a thousand lines. Getting paid for
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++>+++$]
I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up
trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a
replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. But someday
I'd like to say: "I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I
monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes.
Getting paid for it!"
GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]
I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
GEEK USENET CODE [N]
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]
I don't know who Kibo is.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+]
I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers
so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a
hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I
never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card
carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]
Distrust both government and business.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]
It's just another TV show.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE 
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
GEEK X FILES CODE [X++]
This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped
everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP
tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5
people. I've gotten a YAXA.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]
Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+++]
There's nothing I can experience "out there" that I can't see coming
over my satellite dish. I wish there were MORE channels. I live
for the O.J. Trial.
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]
I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]
I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm
actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD
files and play them too.
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]
Got a Baccalaureate degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h]
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek
things. There is a place for them to sit.
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GCS/MU/MC d- s:+>- a>? C++$ USLIB+++$ P+++$ L++>+++$ !E W++ N K- w+ PS++
PE Y+ t 5 X++ R- tv+++ b+++ DI++ D++ G e++ h
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