Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS/MU/O/L]
Geek of Computer Science, Geek of Music, Geek of Other, Geek of
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:++]
I'm a linebacker candidate.
GEEK AGE CODE [a+]
My age is 40-49.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++++]
I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed
into my skull.
GEEK UNIX CODE [UBL+]
I use BSD and GNU/Linux. I not only have a unix account, but I slam
VMS any chance I get.
GEEK PERL CODE [P+++$]
Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer
write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl
for all programs of less than a thousand lines. Getting paid for
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]
I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up
trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a
replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
GEEK USENET CODE [N-]
News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.
GEEK KIBO CODE [K]
I know who Kibo is.
GEEK VMS CODE [V]
I've used VMS.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w]
Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card
carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]
Distrust both government and business.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on
television any more.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE 
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]
I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's
really kinda fun.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+]
I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know
better than I know myself.
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv]
I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those
found on PBS.
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI]
I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]
It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]
Got a Baccalaureate degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h----]
Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
GEEK SEX CODE [y++++]
Male. I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there.
Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?
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GCS/MU/O/L d- s:++ a+ C++++ UBL+ P+++$ L++ E--- W++ N- K V w PS++ PE Y+
PGP t+ 5 X+ R+ tv b+++ DI D+ G e++ h---- r+++ y++++
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