Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]

Geek of Computer Science.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning.", to: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]

I'm an average geek.

GEEK AGE CODE [a>?]

My age is 30-39. But someday I'd like to say: "I am immortal."

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+++$>++++]

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks. Getting paid for it! But someday I'd like to say: "I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull."

GEEK UNIX CODE [ULO++$]

I use GNU/Linux and OSF/1 (aka Digital Unix). I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone. Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P+++$]

Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl for all programs of less than a thousand lines. Getting paid for it!

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++$]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. Getting paid for it!

GEEK EMACS CODE [E]

Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++$]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. Getting paid for it!

GEEK USENET CODE [N]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]

Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w(++$)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.", to: "I write MS Windows programs in C and think about using C++ someday. I've written at least one DLL. Getting paid for it!"

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-]

Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.", to: "Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft!"

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE++(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible.", to: "Abolish antitrust legislation. Raise taxes on everyone but the rich so that the money can trickle-down to the masses."

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP->+]

I don't have anything to hide. But someday I'd like to say: ""Finger me for my public key"."

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]

Gosh, what an utter waste of time!

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv-]

I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++>++++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree. But someday I'd like to say: "Managed to get my Ph.D."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h---(*)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)", to: "I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+++]

Male. I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS d(+) s: a>? C+++$>++++ ULO++$ P+++$ L++$ E W++$ N o? K? w(++$) M-
PS+(+++) PE++(+++) Y+ PGP->+ R- tv- b++ G e++>++++ h---(*) r+++ y+++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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