Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]

Geek of Computer Science.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d+]

Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:+]

I look up to most people. I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a+]

My age is 40-49.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [U---]

Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.

GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]

I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.

GEEK PERL CODE [P+>++]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda. But someday I'd like to say: "Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl."

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N++]

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+++]

I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD driver to allow MS Windows and DOS to share the use of my waffle iron. P.S. Unix sux.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]

I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE--]

Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5+]

Babylon 5 certainly presents a fresh perspective in the Sci-Fi universe. I watch it weekly.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv++]

I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h---]

Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y++++]

Male. I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS d+ s-:+ a+ C++ U--- !E P+>++ W++ N++ w+++ !O D++ PS+ PE-- t+ 5+ X+ R
tv++ b+ DI++ G e++ h--- r+++ y++++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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