Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]

Geek of Computer Science.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d?]

I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:]

I look up to most people.

GEEK AGE CODE [a]

My age is 30-39.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++$]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. Getting paid for it!

GEEK UNIX CODE [ULSAH+++$]

I use GNU/Linux, SunOS/Solaris, AIX and HPUX. I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT apply to you! Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P+(---)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda.", to: "Perl combines the power of sh, the clarity of sed, and the performance of awk with the simplicity of C. It should be banned."

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E+++]

Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're missing! I read alt.relgion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's something specific I'm looking for.", to: "A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet."

GEEK USENET CODE [N++]

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w(---)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.", to: "Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt."

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O++@]

I use OS/2 for all my computing needs. I use some DOS and Windows programs, but rune them under OS/2. If the program won't run under OS/2, then obviously I don't need it. But that varies...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+++(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft!", to: "Oppose sex education, abortion rights, gay rights. Rush Limbaugh is my spokesman."

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Distrust both government and business.", to: "Keep the government off the backs of businesses. Deregulate as much as possible."

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]

I do not own a television.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.", to: "It's an overly-violent game and pure crap."


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS d? s-: a C++$ ULSAH+++$ P+(---) L++ E+++ W+(--) N++ K w(---) O++@
PS+++(--) PE(++) Y+ PGP !tv b+++ DI++ D+(--)
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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