Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GCS]

Geek of Computer Science.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+]

I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a-]

My age is 25-29.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C(++)$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves my purpose.", to: "Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation." Getting paid for it!

GEEK UNIX CODE [U++++]

I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.

GEEK PERL CODE [P++@]

Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl. But that varies...

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L(+)++$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS.", to: "I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games." Getting paid for it!

GEEK EMACS CODE [E---(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!", to: "Emacs is too big and bloated for my tastes"

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+(-)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have the latest version of Netscape, and wander the web only when there's something specific I'm looking for.", to: "The web is really a pain. Life was so much easier when you could transfer information by simple ASCII. Now everyone won't even consider your ideas unless you spiff them up with bandwidth-consuming pictures and pointless information links."

GEEK USENET CODE [N++(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I read all the news in a select handful of groups.", to: "I read so many news groups that the next batch of news comes in before I finish reading the last batch, and I have to read for about 2 hours straight before I'm caught up on the morning's news. Then there's the afternoon..."

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o++]

I have made the Best Of Oracularities.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w--(---)$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash an hour.", to: "Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt." Getting paid for it!

GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]

I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [!M]

I refuse to categorize myself on Macintosh.

GEEK VMS CODE [!V--]

I refuse to categorize myself on VMS. But if I did participate in this category, I would characterize myself as follows: "I would rather smash my head repeatedly into a brick wall than suffer the agony of working with VMS. It's reminiscent of a dead and decaying pile of moose droppings. Unix rules the universe."

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [!PS]

I refuse to categorize myself on Politics & Social Issues.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [!PE]

I refuse to categorize myself on Politics & Economic Issues.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+@]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal. But that varies...

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+]

"Finger me for my public key".

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t(+)@]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's just another TV show.", to: "It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more." But that varies...

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [!5]

I refuse to categorize myself on Babylon 5.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [!R]

I refuse to categorize myself on Role-Playing.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv(+)@]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS.", to: "I watch some tv every day." But that varies...

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+(++++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.", to: "I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.", to: "I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it."

GEEK DOOM CODE [D]

I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h(----)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.", to: "Married with children - Al Bundy can sympathize."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y+++(++++)]

Male. My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.", to: "I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?"


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GCS d- s:+ a- C(++)$ U++++ P++@ L(+)++$ E---(-) W+(-) N++(+++) o++ K
w--(---)$ !O !M !V-- !PS !PE Y+@ PGP+ t(+)@ !5 X+ !R tv(+)@ b+(++++)
DI++(+) D G e++ h(----) r+++ y+++(++++)
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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