Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GE/IT]
Geek of Engineering, Geek of Information Technology.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]
I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:+]
I'm a little taller than most. I'm a little rounder than most.
GEEK AGE CODE [a-]
My age is 25-29.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+++]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I don't need to crack /etc/passwd
because I just modified su so that it doesn't prompt me. The admin
staff doesn't even know I'm here. If you don't understand what I
just said, this category does NOT apply to you!
GEEK PERL CODE [P-]
What's Perl got that awk and sed don't have?
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+++$]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.*
and even answer questions sometimes. Getting paid for it!
GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
GEEK USENET CODE [N]
Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o++]
I have made the Best Of Oracularities.
GEEK KIBO CODE [K++]
I've read Kibo.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w--]
MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an
operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how
may times it will crash an hour.
GEEK OS/2 CODE [O--]
I can't even get the thing to install!
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M+]
A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.
GEEK VMS CODE [V]
I've used VMS.
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+++]
Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft!
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]
Distrust both government and business.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP++]
I have the most recent version and use it regularly.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+@]
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on
television any more. But that varies...
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5-]
This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are
obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star
GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]
I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's
really kinda fun.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]
Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv-]
I watch tv for the news and 'special programming.'
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]
I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]
I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D]
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
THE GEEK CODE [G+]
I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too
long and too complicated.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e-*>+>++]
Haven't finished High School. I learned everything there is to know
about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy". But someday I'd like to
say: "Got an Associate degree." But someday I'd like to say: "Got
a Baccalaureate degree."
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h---()]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "Married, (persons living
romantically with someone might as well label themselves h---,
you're as good as there already.)", to: "Friends come over to visit
every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place
for them to sit."
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
GEEK SEX CODE [y+++*]
Male. I'm married, so I can get it (theoretically) whenever I want.
I'm a pervert.
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GE/IT d- s+:+ a- C++ UL+++ P- L+++$ E--- W++ N o++ K++ w-- O-- M+ V PS+++
PE Y+ PGP++ t+@ 5- X+ R- tv- b+ DI++ D G+ e-*>+>++ h---() r+++ y+++*
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