Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GE]
Geek of Engineering.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d]
I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring,
without life or meaning.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:+]
I'm a little taller than most. I'm a little rounder than most.
GEEK AGE CODE [a+]
My age is 40-49.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+++]
You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I
haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.
GEEK UNIX CODE [U+++]
I don't need to crack /etc/passwd because I just modified su so that
it doesn't prompt me. The admin staff doesn't even know I'm here.
If you don't understand what I just said, this category does NOT
apply to you!
GEEK PERL CODE [P++++$]
I don't write Perl, I speak it. Perl has superseded all other
programming languages. I firmly believe that all programs can be
reduced to a Perl one-liner. I use Perl to achieve U+++ status.
Getting paid for it!
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]
I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few
times. It seems like it is just another OS.
GEEK EMACS CODE [E++]
I know and use elisp regularly!
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]
I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage
without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal
net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.
GEEK USENET CODE [N+]
I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]
Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]
I don't know who Kibo is.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w--(+++)]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "MS Windows is a joke
operating system. Hell, it's not even an operating system. NT is
Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how may times it will crash
an hour.", to: "I am a MS Windows programming god. I wrote a VxD
driver to allow MS Windows and DOS to share the use of my waffle
iron. P.S. Unix sux."
GEEK OS/2 CODE [O-]
Tried it, didn't like it.
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-]
Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt.
GEEK VMS CODE [V-]
Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [!PS]
I refuse to categorize myself on Politics & Social Issues.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [!PE]
I refuse to categorize myself on Politics & Economic Issues.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+]
It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on
television any more.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5-]
This show is sub-par. The acting is wooden, the special effects are
obviously poor quality. In general, it seems like a very cheap Star
GEEK X FILES CODE [X]
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]
Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+()@]
My tendencies on this issue range from: "I watch some tv every
day.", to: "I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile,
such as those found on PBS." But that varies...
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]
I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D]
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+]
Got an Associate degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h---]
Married, (persons living romantically with someone might as well
label themselves h---, you're as good as there already.)
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
GEEK SEX CODE [y++++]
Male. I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there.
Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex?
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
GE d s+:+ a+ C+++ U+++ P++++$ L+ E++ W+++ N+ o? K- w--(+++) O- M- V- !PS
!PE Y+ PGP t+ 5- X R- tv+()@ b+++ DI++ D G e+ h--- r+++ y++++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
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