Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GED/H/SS]

Geek of Education, Geek of Humanities, Geek of Social Science (Psychology, Sociology, etc.).

GEEK DRESS CODE [d?]

I have no idea what I am wearing right now, let alone what I wore yesterday.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:+]

I'm a little taller than most. I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a]

My age is 30-39.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [U?]

UNIX? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK PERL CODE [P+]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L]

I know what GNU/Linux is, but that's about all.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E?]

Emacs? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+]

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O----]

I am Bill Gates of Borg. OS/2 is irrelevant.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M+]

A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]

Distrust both government and business.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-]

I don't have anything to hide.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]

It's just another TV show.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5?]

Babylon 5? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+++]

This is the BEST show on TV, and it's about time. I've seen everything David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have ever done that been recorded and I'm a loyal Duchovny/ Gillian Anderson fan. I've Converted at least 10 people. I have every episode at SP, debate the fine details on-line, and have a credit for at least 2 YAXAs.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Got a Baccalaureate degree.", to: "Got a Masters degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h+]

Living alone, get out once a week to buy food, no more than once a month to do laundry. All surfaces covered.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r*]

signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Bachelor(ette)'s Club of America). The motto is 'Bitter, but not Desperate'. First founded at Caltech.

GEEK SEX CODE [x+]

Female. I've had real, live sex.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GED/H/SS d? s+:+ a C++ U? P+ L E? W++ N+ o? K- w+ O---- M+ V? PS++ PE Y+
PGP- t 5? X+++ R tv+ b+++ DI++ D++ G e++(+++) h+ r* x+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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