Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GED/L]

Geek of Education, Geek of Literature.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d+(-)@]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts.", to: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt." But that varies...

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:+>:]

I look up to most people. I'm a little rounder than most. But someday I'd like to say: "I'm an average geek."

GEEK AGE CODE [a]

My age is 30-39.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL*++++$]

I use GNU/Linux and some other(s) not listed. I am the sysadmin. If you try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K. Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P+>++]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda. But someday I'd like to say: "Perl is a powerful programming tool. I don't write shell scripts anymore because I write them in Perl."

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+++@]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes. But that varies...

GEEK EMACS CODE [E–-(––)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "", to: ""

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem.

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w(––)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.", to: ""

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.", to: "I find the time to get through at least one new book a month."


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GED/L d+(-)@ s-:+>: a UL*++++$ P+>++ L+++@ E–-(––) W+++ N+ w(––)
PS+ X+ b+(++)
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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