Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GED/U]

Geek of Education, Geek of Undecided.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d--(pu)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.", to: "I wear the same clothes all the time, no matter the occasion, forgetting to do laundry between wearings."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]

I'm an average geek.

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++>]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation. But someday I'd like to say: "Computers are a tool, nothing more. I use it when it serves my purpose."

GEEK UNIX CODE [U?]

UNIX? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L]

I know what GNU/Linux is, but that's about all.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E?]

Emacs? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.", to: "A pox on the Web! It wastes time and bandwidth and just gives the uneducated morons a reason to clutter the Internet."

GEEK USENET CODE [N]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+(---)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire", to: "Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt."

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]

OS/2? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE]

Distrust both government and business.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y?]

Cypherpunks? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-]

I don't have anything to hide.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's just another TV show.", to: "It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more."

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5++]

Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years!

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R>+]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon. But someday I'd like to say: "I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself."

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+>]

I watch some tv every day. But someday I'd like to say: "I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS."

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++(++++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.", to: "I read a book a day. I have library cards in three states. I have discount cards from every major bookstore. I've ordered books from another country to get my Favorite Author Fix."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+]

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D-]

I've played the game and really didn't think it was all that impressive.

THE GEEK CODE [G++]

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e(*)>++]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Finished High School.", to: "I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy"." But someday I'd like to say: "Got a Baccalaureate degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h--]

Living with one or more people who know nothing about being a Geek and refuse to watch Babylon 5.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r]

I date periodically.

GEEK SEX CODE [x+]

Female. I've had real, live sex.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GED/U d--(pu) s: a-- C++> U? P L E? W++(--) N o? K- w+(---) O? M V? PS+ PE
Y? PGP- t(+) 5++ X+ R>+ tv+> b+++(++++) DI+ D- G++ e(*)>++ h-- r x+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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