Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GED]

Geek of Education.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d--]

My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+++]

I take up three movie seats.

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I have a unix account to do my stuff in.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E?]

Emacs? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W+++$]

I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem. Getting paid for it!

GEEK USENET CODE [N-]

News is a waste of my time and I avoid it completely.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K-]

I don't know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+]

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O-]

Tried it, didn't like it.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M]

I use a Mac, but I'm pretty indifferent about it.

GEEK VMS CODE [V-]

Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE+]

Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y--]

Get a life. The only people that need this kind of protection are people with something to hide. I think cypherpunks are just a little paranoid.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP+]

"Finger me for my public key".

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [!t]

I refuse to categorize myself on Star Trek.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5--]

You call this Sci-Fi? That is such a load of crap! This show is just a soap with bad actors, piss-poor effects, and lame storylines. Puh-leese.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X++]

This is one of the better shows I've seen. I wish I'd taped everything from the start at SP, because I'm wearing out my EP tapes. I'll periodically debate online. I've Converted at least 5 people. I've gotten a YAXA.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*]

I thought life WAS role-playing?

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b]

I read the newspaper and the occasional book.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++]

I work with people that act a lot like Dilbert and his boss.

GEEK DOOM CODE [!D]

I refuse to categorize myself on Doom.

THE GEEK CODE [G+]

I was once G++ (or higher), but the new versions are getting too long and too complicated.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GED d-- s+++ a-- C++ UL E? W+++$ N- o? K- w+ O- M V- PS++ PE+ Y-- PGP+ !t
5-- X++ R* tv+ b DI++ !D G+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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