Decoded Geek Code


GEEK TYPE CODE [GIT]

Geek of Information Technology.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d++]

I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse, a tie.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]

I'm an average geek.

GEEK AGE CODE [a38]

I am 38 years old.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+]

Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean game of DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting to the manual too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a hard disk. I also know that when it says 'press any key to continue', I don't have to look for a key labeled 'ANY'.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+$]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get. Getting paid for it!

GEEK PERL CODE [P+$]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda. Getting paid for it!

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.

GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]

Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w]

Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]

I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--]

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS]

I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms right now.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE+]

Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y]

I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]

It's just another TV show.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X]

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*]

I thought life WAS role-playing?

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]

I watch some tv every day.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]

I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+]

Got an Associate degree.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [y++++**]

Male. I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there. Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex? I've been known to make perverts look like angels.

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GIT d++ s: a38 C+ UL+$ P+$ L++ E--- W++ w !O M-- PS PE+ Y t 5 X R* tv+
b+++ DI++++ D+ G e+ r+++ y++++**
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------


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