Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GIT]
Geek of Information Technology.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d++]
I tend to wear conservative dress such as a business suit or worse,
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]
I'm an average geek.
GEEK AGE CODE [a38]
I am 38 years old.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+]
Computers are fun and I enjoy using them. I play a mean game of
DOOM! and can use a word processor without resorting to the manual
too often. I know that a 3.5" disk is not a hard disk. I also know
that when it says 'press any key to continue', I don't have to look
for a key labeled 'ANY'.
GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+$]
I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I not only have a unix account, but I
slam VMS any chance I get. Getting paid for it!
GEEK PERL CODE [P+$]
I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but
it is on my agenda. Getting paid for it!
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++]
I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up
trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a
replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games.
GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w]
Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.
GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]
I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--]
Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to
use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies
have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS]
I really don't have an opinion; nobody's messing with my freedoms
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE+]
Balance the budget with spending cuts and an amendment.
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y]
I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]
It's just another TV show.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE 
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
GEEK X FILES CODE [X]
Ho hum. Just another Fox show.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*]
I thought life WAS role-playing?
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+]
I watch some tv every day.
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New
GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]
It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy
THE GEEK CODE [G]
I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e+]
Got an Associate degree.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]
Found someone, dated, and am now married.
GEEK SEX CODE [y++++**]
Male. I have a few little rug rats to prove I've been there.
Besides, with kids around, who has time for sex? I've been known to
make perverts look like angels.
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GIT d++ s: a38 C+ UL+$ P+$ L++ E--- W++ w !O M-- PS PE+ Y t 5 X R* tv+
b+++ DI++++ D+ G e+ r+++ y++++**
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