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Decoded Geek Code
GEEK TYPE CODE [GIT]
Geek of Information Technology.
GEEK DRESS CODE [d+]
Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis
shoes, or t-shirts.
GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+]
I'm a little rounder than most.
GEEK AGE CODE [a]
My age is 30-39.
GEEK DOOM CODE [D]
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]
Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the
morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud
on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.
GEEK UNIX CODE [ULSB++++$]
I use GNU/Linux, SunOS/Solaris and BSD. I am the sysadmin. If you
try and crack my machine don't be surprised if the municipal works
department gets an "accidental" computer-generated order to start a
new landfill on your front lawn or your quota is reduced to 4K.
Getting paid for it!
GEEK PERL CODE [P+++]
Perl is a very powerful programming tool. Not only do I no longer
write shell scripts, I also no longer use awk or sed. I use Perl
for all programs of less than a thousand lines.
GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+]
I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few
times. It seems like it is just another OS.
GEEK EMACS CODE [E---]
Emacs sucks! vi forever!!!
GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]
I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my
.signature.
GEEK USENET CODE [N++]
I read all the news in a select handful of groups.
GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o]
I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.
GEEK KIBO CODE [K++]
I've read Kibo.
GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w--]
MS Windows is a joke operating system. Hell, it's not even an
operating system. NT is Not Tough enough for me either. 95 is how
may times it will crash an hour.
GEEK OS/2 CODE [O--]
I can't even get the thing to install!
GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M++]
I am a Mac guru. Anything those DOS putzes and unix nerds can do, I
can do better, and if not, I'll write the damn software to do it.
GEEK VMS CODE [V?]
VMS? I don't even know what that is...
GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]
I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card
carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.
GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-]
It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor
people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!
GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]
I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I
am not really all that active or vocal.
GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]
I've used it, but stopped long ago.
GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]
It's just another TV show.
GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]
I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.
GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]
I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's
really kinda fun.
GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R-]
Gosh, what an utter waste of time!
GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv@]
I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those
found on PBS. But that varies...
GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+++]
I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet.
GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]
I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New
Ruling Class).
GEEK DOOM CODE [D]
I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.
THE GEEK CODE [G-]
What a tremendous waste of time this Geek Code is.
GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++]
Got a Baccalaureate degree.
GEEK HOUSING CODE [h]
Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek
things. There is a place for them to sit.
GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r-]
I have difficulty maintaining a relationship.
GEEK SEX CODE [y+]
Male. I've had real, live sex.
-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GIT d+ s:+ a D C++ ULSB++++$ P+++ L+ E--- W++ N++ o K++ w-- O-- M++ V?
PS++ PE- Y+ PGP t 5 X+ R- tv@ b+++ DI++++ D G- e++ h r- y+
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------
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