Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GM/S/C/CS>E/AT$]

Geek of Math, Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.), Geek of Classics, Geek of Computer Science. But someday I'd like to say: "Geek of Engineering, Geek of All Trades Getting paid for it!."

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.", to: "My t-shirts go a step further and have a trendy political message on them."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s+:-]

I'm a little taller than most. Everyone tells me to gain a few pounds.

GEEK AGE CODE [a---]

My age is 15-19.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++(+++)>$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.", to: "You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks." But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.

GEEK PERL CODE [P+]

I know of perl. I like perl. I just haven't learned much perl, but it is on my agenda.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++>$]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK EMACS CODE [E]

Yeah, I know what emacs is, and use it as my regular editor.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++>+++$]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. But someday I'd like to say: "I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem. Getting paid for it!"

GEEK USENET CODE [N++]

I read all the news in a select handful of groups.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w+]

I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O]

I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M-@]

Macs suck. All real geeks have a character prompt. But that varies...

GEEK VMS CODE [V-]

Unix is much better than VMS for my computing needs.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.", to: "Legalize drugs! Abolish the government. Fuck the draft!"

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE(-)@]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Distrust both government and business.", to: "It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!" But that varies...

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP]

I've used it, but stopped long ago.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+@]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more. But that varies...

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X]

Ho hum. Just another Fox show.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R]

Role-Playing? That's just something to do to kill a Saturday afternoon.

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I watch some tv every day.", to: "I just leave the tv on, to make sure I don't miss anything."

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI++++]

I've received mail from Scott Adams. I'm in the DNRC (Dogbert's New Ruling Class).

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.", to: "I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too."

THE GEEK CODE [G++]

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e(*)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Finished High School.", to: "I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy"."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h-]

Living with one or more registered Geeks.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r]

I date periodically.

GEEK SEX CODE [y]

Male. I've had sex. Oh! You mean with someone else? Then no.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GM/S/C/CS>E/AT$ d-(--) s+:- a--- C++(+++)>$ UL+ P+ L++>$ E W++>+++$ N++ o?
K w+ O M-@ V- PS+(+++) PE(-)@ Y+ PGP t+@ 5 X R tv+(++) b+ DI++++ D+(++)
G++ e(*) h- r y
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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