Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GMC/CS]

Geek of Mass Communications, Geek of Computer Science.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d>+]

I dress a lot like those found in catalog ads. Bland, boring, without life or meaning. But someday I'd like to say: "Good leisure-wear. Slacks, button-shirt, etc. No jeans, tennis shoes, or t-shirts."

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:]

I'm an average geek.

GEEK AGE CODE [a--]

My age is 20-24.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+++]

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks.

GEEK UNIX CODE [U++]

I've get the entire admin ticked off at me because I am always using all of the CPU time and trying to run programs that I don't have access to. I'm going to try cracking /etc/passwd next week, just don't tell anyone.

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L+>+++]

I've managed to get GNU/Linux installed and even used it a few times. It seems like it is just another OS. But someday I'd like to say: "I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes."

GEEK EMACS CODE [E+>+++]

Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it! But someday I'd like to say: "Emacs is my login shell!! M-x doctor is my psychologist! I use emacs to control my TV and toaster oven! All you vi people don't know what you're missing! I read alt.relgion.emacs, alt.sex.emacs, and comp.os.emacs."

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N+]

I read news recreationally when I have some time to kill.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o]

I've submitted a question, but it has never been incarnated.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---]

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O]

I finally managed to get OS/2 installed but wasn't too terribly impressed.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M+]

A Mac has it's uses and I use it quite often.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+@>$]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel. But that varies... But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!", to: "Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich."

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-]

I don't have anything to hide.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t+*]

It's a damn fine TV show and is one of the only things good on television any more. I identify with Barclay, the greatest of the Trek Geeks.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5]

I've seen it, I am pretty indifferent to it.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*]

I thought life WAS role-playing?

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv@]

I watch only the shows that are actually worthwhile, such as those found on PBS. But that varies...

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+]

I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI+]

I read Dilbert daily, often understanding it.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D++(----)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.", to: "I've seen better on my Atari 2600."

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e*(++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I learned everything there is to know about life from the "Hitchhiker's Trilogy".", to: "Got a Baccalaureate degree."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h!>-]

I am stuck living with my parents! But someday I'd like to say: "Living with one or more registered Geeks."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r--->@]

I'm beginning to think that I'm a leper or something, the way people avoid me like the plague. But someday I'd like to say: "I date periodically. But that varies..."

GEEK SEX CODE [y--(-)]

Male. My tendencies on this issue range from: "Not having sex because I just can't get any...", to: "Not having sex by choice."


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GMC/CS d>+ s: a-- C+++ U++ P L+>+++ E+>+++ W++ N+ o K w--- O M+ V? PS+@>$
PE-(--) Y+ PGP- t+* 5 X+ R* tv@ b+ DI+ D++(----) G e*(++) h!>- r--->@
y--(-)
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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