Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GO]

Geek of Other.

GEEK DRESS CODE [dx@]

Cross Dresser But that varies...

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s:+]

I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a38]

I am 38 years old.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C+++>++++]

You mean there is life outside of Internet? You're shittin' me! I haven't dragged myself to class in weeks. But someday I'd like to say: "I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull."

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [N*]

All I do is read news.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS++]

I give to liberal causes. I march for gay rights. I'm a card carrying member of the ACLU. Keep abortion safe and legal.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-(--)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!", to: "Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich."

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y]

I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t*]

I identify with Barclay, the greatest of the Trek Geeks.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5++]

Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years!

GEEK X FILES CODE [X--]

If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff, I'd talk to Oliver Stone

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R*]

I thought life WAS role-playing?

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [tv--]

I turn my tv on during natural disasters.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b++>+++]

I find the time to get through at least one new book a month. But someday I'd like to say: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet."

GEEK DOOM CODE [D++]

I've played the shareware version and bought the real one and I'm actually pretty good at the game. I occasionally download PWAD files and play them too.

THE GEEK CODE [G++]

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e]

Finished High School.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h]

Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r+++]

Found someone, dated, and am now married.

GEEK SEX CODE [x*]

Female. I'm a pervert.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GO dx@ s:+ a38 C+++>++++ W++ N* K PS++ PE-(--) Y t* 5++ X-- R* tv--
b++>+++ D++ G++ e h r+++ x*
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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