Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GP/O]

Geek of Philosophy, Geek of Other.

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-@(---)>$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt. But that varies...", to: "Punk dresser, including, but not limited to, torn jeans and shirts, body piercings, and prominent tattoos." But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:]

I look up to most people.

GEEK AGE CODE [a19]

I am 19 years old.

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++(++++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.", to: "I'll be first in line to get the new cybernetic interface installed into my skull."

GEEK UNIX CODE [U---]

Unix geeks are actually nerds in disguise.

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L>++]

I know what GNU/Linux is, but that's about all. But someday I'd like to say: "I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games."

GEEK EMACS CODE [!E]

I refuse to categorize myself on Emacs.

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature.

GEEK USENET CODE [!N]

I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet.

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [!o]

I refuse to categorize myself on Usenet Oracle.

GEEK KIBO CODE [K]

I know who Kibo is.

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w(+)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Ok, so I use MS Windows, I don't have to like it.", to: "I have installed my own custom sounds, wallpaper, and screen savers so my PC walks and talks like a fun house. Oh yeah, I have a hundred TrueType(tm) fonts that I've installed but never used. I never lose Minesweeper and Solitaire"

GEEK OS/2 CODE [!O]

I refuse to categorize myself on OS/2.

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [!M]

I refuse to categorize myself on Macintosh.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE-()]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "It's ok to increase government spending, so we can help more poor people. Tax the rich! Cut the defense budget!", to: "Distrust both government and business."

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y]

I'm pretty indifferent on the whole issue.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP-]

I don't have anything to hide.

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]

It's just another TV show.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [!5]

I refuse to categorize myself on Babylon 5.

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R+>$]

I've got my weekly sessions set up and a character that I know better than I know myself. But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]

I do not own a television.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+(++)>$]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.", to: "I find the time to get through at least one new book a month." But someday I'd like to say: "Getting paid for it!"

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI--]

Don't read it, but I think the dog is kinda cute.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D]

I've played the game and I'm pretty indifferent.

THE GEEK CODE [G++]

I know what each letter means, but sometimes have to look up the specifics.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e]

Finished High School.

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h!]

I am stuck living with my parents!

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r%]

I was going out with someone, but the asshole dumped me.

GEEK SEX CODE [x+*]

Female. I've had real, live sex. I'm a pervert.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GP/O d-@(---)>$ s-: a19 C++(++++) U--- P L>++ !E W++ !N !o K w(+) !O !M V?
PS+ PE-() Y PGP- t !5 X+ R+>$ !tv b+(++)>$ DI-- D G++ e h! r% x+*
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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