Decoded Geek Code

GEEK TYPE CODE [GS/O>IT]

Geek of Science (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.), Geek of Other. But someday I'd like to say: "Geek of Information Technology."

GEEK DRESS CODE [d-]

I'm usually in jeans and a t-shirt.

GEEK SHAPE CODE [s-:+]

I look up to most people. I'm a little rounder than most.

GEEK AGE CODE [a>?]

My age is 30-39. But someday I'd like to say: "I am immortal."

GEEK COMPUTERS CODE [C++]

Computers are a large part of my existence. When I get up in the morning, the first thing I do is log myself in. I play games or mud on weekends, but still manage to stay off of academic probation.

GEEK UNIX CODE [UL+]

I use GNU/Linux exclusively. I not only have a unix account, but I slam VMS any chance I get.

GEEK PERL CODE [P]

I know Perl exists, but that's all.

GEEK GNU/LINUX CODE [L++>+++]

I use GNU/Linux ALMOST exclusively on my system. I've given up trying to achieve GNU/Linux.God status, but welcome the OS as a replacement for DOS. I only boot to DOS to play games. But someday I'd like to say: "I use GNU/Linux exclusively on my system. I monitor comp.os.linux.* and even answer questions sometimes."

GEEK EMACS CODE [E+>++]

Emacs is great! I read my mail and news with it! But someday I'd like to say: "I know and use elisp regularly!"

GEEK WORLD WIDE WEB CODE [W++>+++]

I have a homepage. I surf daily. My homepage is advertised in my .signature. But someday I'd like to say: "I am a WebMaster. Don't even think about trying to view my homepage without the latest version of Netscape. When I'm not on my normal net connection, I surf the web using my Newton and a cellular modem."

GEEK USENET CODE [N@]

Usenet News? Sure, I read that once. But that varies...

GEEK USENET ORACLE CODE [o?]

Usenet Oracle? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK KIBO CODE [K?]

Kibo? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MICROSOFT WINDOWS CODE [w---]

Windows has set back the computing industry by at least 10 years. Bill Gates should be drawn, quartered, hung, shot, poisoned, disembowelled, and then REALLY hurt.

GEEK OS/2 CODE [O?]

OS/2? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK MACINTOSH CODE [M--]

Macs do more than suck. They make a user stupid by allowing them to use the system without knowing what they are doing. Mac weenies have lower IQs than the fuzz in my navel.

GEEK VMS CODE [V?]

VMS? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK POLITICS & SOCIAL ISSUES CODE [PS+]

My whole concept of liberalism is that nobody has the right to tell anybody else what to do, on either side of the political fence. If you don't like it, turn the bloody channel.

GEEK POLITICS & ECONOMIC ISSUES CODE [PE--]

Capitalism is evil! Government should provide the services we really need. Nobody should be rich.

GEEK CYPHERPUNKS CODE [Y+]

I have an interest and concern in privacy issues, but in reality I am not really all that active or vocal.

GEEK PGP CODE [PGP@]

I've used it, but stopped long ago. But that varies...

GEEK STAR TREK CODE [t]

It's just another TV show.

GEEK BABYLON 5 CODE [5++]

Finally a show that shows what a real future would look like. None of this Picardian "Let's talk about it and be friends" crap. And what's this? We finally get to see a bathroom! Over on that Enterprise, they've been holding it for over seven years!

GEEK X FILES CODE [X+]

I've Converted my family and watch the show when I remember. It's really kinda fun.

GEEK ROLE-PLAYING CODE [R?]

Role-Playing? I don't even know what that is...

GEEK TELEVISION CODE [!tv]

I do not own a television.

GEEK BOOKS CODE [b+(+++)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "I enjoy reading, but don't get the time very often.", to: "I consume a few books a week as part of a staple diet."

GEEK DILBERT CODE [DI]

I read Dilbert infrequently, rarely understanding it.

GEEK DOOM CODE [D+]

It's a fun, action game that is a nice diversion on a lazy afternoon.

THE GEEK CODE [G]

I know what the geek code is and even did up this code.

GEEK EDUCATION CODE [e++>++++]

Got a Baccalaureate degree. But someday I'd like to say: "Managed to get my Ph.D."

GEEK HOUSING CODE [h(*)]

My tendencies on this issue range from: "Friends come over to visit every once in a while to talk about Geek things. There is a place for them to sit.", to: "I'm not sure where I live anymore. This lab/workplace seems like home to me."

GEEK RELATIONSHIPS CODE [r*]

signifying membership in the SBCA (Sour Bachelor(ette)'s Club of America). The motto is 'Bitter, but not Desperate'. First founded at Caltech.

GEEK SEX CODE [y?]

Male. It's none of your business what my sex life is like.


-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.1
GS/O>IT d- s-:+ a>? C++ UL+ P L++>+++ E+>++ W++>+++ N@ o? K? w--- O? M--
V? PS+ PE-- Y+ PGP@ t 5++ X+ R? !tv b+(+++) DI D+ G e++>++++ h(*) r* y?
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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